On This Day: International Joke Day

International Joke DayQ: How does a man show he’s planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

July 1st is International Joke Day!  Of course most of the jokes we remember off-hand were too inappropriate to post here (you can ask us in person next time we see you).  It’s always a smart idea to have a few good jokes in your repertoire to help break the ice or get yourself out of those awkward moments.  Everyone has a preference: blonde jokes, men jokes, women jokes, dirty jokes.  Just don’t come at someone with “Why did the chicken cross the road?”  Because we all know the chicken was cracked-out and going to meet his drug dealer.  Chickens don’t cross roads!

Other Holidays:International Chicken Wing Day

  • International Chicken Wing Day – now that’s what we’re talking about!
  • National Gingersnap Day
  • Second Half of the Year Day
  • Canada Day – what’s Canada?  The U.S.’s hat!
  • U.S. Postage Stamp Day- another excuse to raise the price of a stamp?

    Zip Code Day

    Schenectady, NY: Zip Code 12345

  • Zip Code DayWithout checking Google, where is the zip code 12345 located?
  • Rosewell UFO Days (1st-3rd)
  • National Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day – Snickers Cookie Dough Cake Batter?  Do it…DO IT!

Birthdays: 

  • Missy Elliot birthdayLiv Tyler (34)Princess Diana birthday
  • Missy Elliot (40)
  • Pamela Anderson (44)
  • Princess Diana (1961-1997)
  • Carl Lewis (50)
  • Dan Aykroyd (59)
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