Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
July 1st is International Joke Day! Of course most of the jokes we remember off-hand were too inappropriate to post here (you can ask us in person next time we see you). It’s always a smart idea to have a few good jokes in your repertoire to help break the ice or get yourself out of those awkward moments. Everyone has a preference: blonde jokes, men jokes, women jokes, dirty jokes. Just don’t come at someone with “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Because we all know the chicken was cracked-out and going to meet his drug dealer. Chickens don’t cross roads!
Other Holidays:
- International Chicken Wing Day – now that’s what we’re talking about!
- National Gingersnap Day
- Second Half of the Year Day
- Canada Day – what’s Canada? The U.S.’s hat!
- U.S. Postage Stamp Day- another excuse to raise the price of a stamp?
Schenectady, NY: Zip Code 12345
- Zip Code Day – Without checking Google, where is the zip code 12345 located?
- Rosewell UFO Days (1st-3rd)
- National Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day – Snickers Cookie Dough Cake Batter? Do it…DO IT!
Birthdays:
Liv Tyler (34)
- Missy Elliot (40)
- Pamela Anderson (44)
- Princess Diana (1961-1997)
- Carl Lewis (50)
- Dan Aykroyd (59)
"Downtown" Dan
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July 6th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
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